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  • Today’s hunting report: 0 deer shot, 24 beers killed.
    0 Deers, 24 Beers
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  • “You Live, You Die, in Between You Go 4 Wheelin’”
    4 Wheelin’
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  • Confidence is the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
    4WD Confidence
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  • Meanwhile, back in the suburbs, your friends are driving around in a minivan.
    4WD Friends
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  • It’s always darkest, just before lightning scares the crap out of you.
    Always Darkest
    $20.00
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  • God Bless America (It’s the country with the best fishing)
    America Fishing
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  • Bring a compass, it’s awkward when you have to eat your friends.
    Awkward
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  • Hey, bigger balls need baggier pants.
    Baggie Pants
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  • Where is that banjo coming from?”
    Banjo
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  • Warning: Frequent human - bear encounters. The use of noisy bells & pepper spray is advised. Identify black bear feces as smaller with berries in it. Grizzly bear turd has bells in it and smells like pepper. “
    Bear WARNING
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  • A beautiful highway is a terrible thing to waste on a car.”
    Beautiful Highway
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  • Because work is a four letter word.
    Because Work
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  • The best fights don’t always happen in a hockey rinks.
    Best Fight
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  • The best gears of your life.
    Best Gears
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  • Best shot of the day was at the bar.
    Best Shot
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  • Speak softly and carry a big ass bow.
    Big Ass Bow
    $20.00
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  • Vision -The ability to picture yourself actually surviving the jackass thing you’re about to do...”
    Biking Vision
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  • Bring beer... At least you’ll have a reason for missing a 2 foot putt.
    Bring Beer
    $20.00
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  • Today’s Cave Forecast: Mostly dark with a chance of bats
    Cave Forecast
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  • Caving: It’s a deep thing
    Caving
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  • Chasing tail
    Chasing tail
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  • Common Sense: It’s Overrated.
    Common Sense Ski
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  • Common Sense: It’s Overrated.
    Common Snowboarding
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  • Confidence
    Confidence
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  • Confidence is the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
    Confidence Biking
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  • Confidence is the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.”
    Confidence Hunting
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  • Confidence is the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
    Confidence Ski
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  • Confidence is the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
    Confidence Snowboard
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  • Confidence: The feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
    Confidence: Rafting
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  • Future home of my retired ass.
    Deep Sea Retired
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  • Determination... The feeling you get right before you try to do something incredibly stupid.
    Determination
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  • There is something to be said about a woman on your dinghy.
    Dinghy
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  • Meet my primary care physicians, Doctor Fishing & Doctor Beers
    DR. Fishing
    $20.00
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  • Give a man a fish... and he’ll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish... and he’ll drink all day.
    Drink All Day
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  • Finally. A sport that encourages drinking.
    Drinking Sport
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  • “Enthusiasm Holding to the belief that you will succeed, despite all the evidence to the contrary”
    Enthusiasm Fishing
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  • Forecast: patchy fog, flurries early, trip to the E.R. likely in afternoon.
    ER
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  • Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
    Everywhere
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  • “I’d rather be standing here fishing and thinking about God, than sitting in a church and thinking about fishing.”
    Fishing God
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  • I have a fishing license and a marriage license. (but I only carry one of them in my wallet) .
    Fishing License
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  • Lean, Mean, State of the Art, Fishing Machine! (Slightly used. Some dents, runs on beer)
    Fishing Machine
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  • Future home of my retired ass.
    Fishing Retired
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  • Sorry I missed your call. (I was on the other line.)
    Fly Call
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  • Future home of my retired ass.
    Future Home
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  • Determination... The feeling you get right before you try to do something incredibly stupid.”
    Gator Golf
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  • Maybe getting lost is the best way to find yourself.
    Getting Lost
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  • “Going, Going, Gone...”
    Going Going Gone
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  • Address the ball... so they can mail it back.
    Golf Address
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  • Future home of my retired ass.
    Golf Retired
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  • Why is golf better than sex? You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
    Golf Sex
    $20.00
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  • A good mountain is a terrible thing to waste... on a skier
    Good Mountain
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  • Too much of a good thing is still a GOOD THING.
    Good Off Road
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  • Too much of a good thing... is still a good thing.
    Good Things
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  • Bring a GPS... It’s awkward when you have to eat your buddies.
    GPS
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  • Bring a GPS... It’s awkward when you have to eat your buddies”
    GPS Guns
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  • Bring a GPS... It’s awkward when you have to eat your buddies.
    GPS Ski
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  • Greetings from... I’m not telling!
    Greetings
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  • Group Therapy”
    Group Therapy
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  • Gun Control
    Gun Control
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  • Can you hear me now?
    Hear Me Now?
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  • Confidence is the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
    Hiker Situation
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  • I’m not afraid of bears... Unless they’re hungry. (which is all the time)
    Hungry Ones
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  • Tenacity: What you need to compensate for your stupendous lack of good judgment.”
    Hunting Machine
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  • Work \’wərk \ (n) : All the stupid stuff I have to do in order to pay for my hunting trips!”
    Hunting Work
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  • If you’re not supposed to throw your clubs, then why are there so many in the bag?
    In The Bag
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  • Out in the woods there is no such thing as last call
    In The Woods
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  • Determination... The feeling you get right before you try to do something incredibly stupid
    Incredibly Stupid
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  • Which part of SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED confuses you?”
    Infringed
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  • Ingenuity -The ability to see a path where others see only a “dangerous drop-off”.”
    Ingenuity Biking
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  • Insight: The ability to see a thrilling adventure where others see only a near-death experience.”
    Insight Hiking
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  • Determination... The feeling you get right before you try to do something incredibly stupid.
    Jumper
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  • Future home of my retired ass.
    Lake Future Home
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  • Life begins when the week ends
    Life Begins
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  • Lift ticket prices aren’t that bad compared to the helicopter ride off the mountain
    Lift Ticket
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  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
    Lightning Fishing
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  • Never confuse a long life with an interesting one.
    Long Life
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  • You look a lot better in the dark
    Look Better
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  • It’s better to be lost at sea, than to be found at work.
    Lost At Sea
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  • Tenacity: What you need to compensate for your stupendous lack of good judgment.”
    Magnitude Hiking
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  • America Learning the metric system one millimeter at a time.”
    Metric System
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  • Sorry I missed your call. (I was on the other line.)
    Missed Call
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  • If I don’t cheat, then I will have to lie about my score.
    My Score
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  • Golf got it’s name because all of the other four letter words were taken.
    Name Golf
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  • You have nothing to fear but fear itself. (And bears.)
    Nothing To Fear: Camp
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  • Today’s forecast: warm with occasional beers.
    Occasional Beers
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  • Gravity isn’t a law It’s just a suggestion
    Off Road Gravity
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  • You know men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they’re both on fire - they’re exactly alike.
    On Fire
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  • If anyone calls, I’m on the other line.
    Other Line
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  • If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.
    Overlooked
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  • “PARDON MY FREEDOM The right of the people to keep and bear Arms, SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.”
    Pardon My Freedom
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  • “Perseverance: Holding to the belief that you will succeed, despite all the evidence to the contrary”
    Perseverance Hiking
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  • Hand Guns... The original Point and Click Device.”
    Point and Click
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  • Determination: The feeling you get right before you try to do something incredibly stupid.”
    Rafting Determination
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  • If you smell something burning, relax, it’s just your thighs.
    Relax
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  • If at first you don’t succeed... Reload!
    Reload
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  • Confidence: The feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.”
    Scuba Confidence
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  • Coming in second never felt so good.
    Second
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  • You see a cute little deer... I see a delicious set of steaks wrapped up in a nice leather jacket.
    Set of Steaks
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  • Confidence: The feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
    Shark Confidence
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  • “Sometimes a sick day, is a SICK day”
    Sick Day
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  • CARVE DIEM
    Ski Carve Diem
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  • A good mountain is a terrible thing to waste... On a Snowboarder.”
    Ski Good Mountain
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  • A good mountain is a terrible thing to waste... On a Skier”
    Snowboard Good Mountain
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  • Success isn’t how well you tie your tie... it’s how well you tie your fly.
    Success
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  • There is no I in team, but there is in survival.
    Survival Ski
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  • I do what I’m told I was told to take out the barrels.
    Take Out The Barrels
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  • Give a man a fish... and he’ll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish... and he’ll drink all day.
    Teach Fishing
    $20.00
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  • Tenacity: What you need to compensate for your stupendous lack of good judgment.”
    Tenacity
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  • Maybe getting lost is the best way to find yourself
    The Way
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  • Hikers Guide Official Rule #8... Three leaves and shiny not for the hiney.
    Three Leaves
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  • Golf... The only time my wife is OK with me joining a threesome.
    Threesome
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  • Today’s Forecast: Mostly windy with occasional beers.
    Today’s Forecast: Windy
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  • Four wheels move your body. Two wheels move your soul.”
    Two Wheels
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  • If god wanted us to be vegetarians... He would have made broccoli more fun to shoot at.
    Vegetarians
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  • Vision -The ability to picture yourself actually surviving the jackass thing you’re about to do.”
    Vision Hiking
    $20.00
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  • You don’t have to be crazy, but it helps.
    Wakeboard Crazy
    $20.00
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  • Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
    Walking Distance
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  • There aren’t enough days in the weekend
    Weekend Fishing
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  • The weirdest things happen when you fish up mixin’ and drinkin’!
    Weirdest Things
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  • Snowboarding: The activity between the chairlift and the wheelchair
    Wheelchair
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  • You have nothing to fear but fear itself (and rocks, hypothermia and drowning.)
    White Water
    $20.00
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  • Why Golf? Because you can’t play tennis with a beer.
    Why Golf?
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  • The one with the most mosquito bites wins.
    Wins
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  • The wishbone will replace the backbone.
    Wishbone
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  • Every creature has a place in the order... Our place just happens to come with the guns.”
    With The Guns
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  • Some men stay on the straight & narrow path. Others take the road less traveled. I choose to cut through the woods.
    Woods
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  • Another perfectly good workaholic ruined forever
    Workaholic
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  • Yeti or not here I come.
    Yeti or Not
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  • You live. You die. In between, you golf.
    You Golf
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  • “Today is your day, your mountain is waiting, so get on your way.” - Dr. Suess
    Your Mountain
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